English is Fun: Joke of the week

A man is talking to God. „So, God, how long is a million years?”

And God replies, „To me, it’s about one minute.”

And the man asks, „So, how much is a million euros?”

And God says, „To me, it is about one euro cent.”

So the man says, „OK, can I have a one cent?”

And God replies, „Wait a minute.”